It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
Well…its been a couple days straight where ive been thinking about what i would do if daniel left. We’ve got four months.
The Panthera family, more commonly known as the big cats of the world, are able to breed together, resulting in over 18 types of rare subspecies. For example, a male leopon (offspring of a male leopard and a female lion) may breed with a female liguar (offspring of a female jaguar and male lion), resulting in a leoliguar.
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays
who the fuck americanised my spelling of “mum” u lil shit i’m australian i don’t want your eagle freedom i have drop bears and boxing kangaroos u wanna go m8